Tuesday, November 28, 2006

This explains clerical celibacy

Okay... das Panzer Papst is in Turkey right now evangelizing.

I finally figured out why clerical celibacy is still maintained. Every priest wants a shot at being pontifex maximus, and it takes a lot of "cajones" to do what he did.

Can't afford to waste a bit on having children.

This also explains their aversion to Onanism and the barrier method.