Top Ten ways to avoid hell…
10. Claim hell was only a trash heap outside of
9. Claim hell was an invention of the Western Greek Hellenistic mindset
8. Claim hell was an invention of Pharisees to threaten people into obedience
7. Claim hell was an invention of Roman Catholicism to threaten people into obedience
6. Claim hell was an invention of Right-wing Fundamentalists to threaten people into obedience
5. Claim hell was an invention of fill in blank , with whatever group you hate.
4. Claim hell was an invention of Paul after he high jacked Jesus’ message of “love”
3. Claim hell is just a way for self-righteous people to feel like they are special
2. Claim hell is just a way for self-righteous people to condemn others
1. Claim hell doesn’t exist
Shamelessly ganked from thekingdomcome. It doesn't mention that Hell was really an invention of Zoroastrian dualism - just like Paradise.
Or you can just get one of these:
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What about 'fire insurance'?
And don't forget McLaren on the subject! He's the perfect example of postmodernist liberal deniers of Hell:
BRIAN MCLAREN AND HELL
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