Monday, July 28, 2008

Obamanation Desecration

In case you missed it, the London Times did a brilliant satire of Obama's messianic voyage to the motherlands. Here's a snippet:

He ventured forth to bring light to the world

The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow....

2 comments:

Kevin said...

You saw this one too, huh? One of my deacons alerted me to it last week and I linked to it on my blog. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or be concerned. Maybe both. This guy really does think he's the Messiah.

Chris said...

Yep...and us - uh - whack-job - uh - conservatoids are just trying to - uh - crucify him.